BLACK SWAN

It was the awfullest movie I've ever seen! I almost upchucked, it was that bad. They had this girl who was a dancer who went down on this other girl who was a dancer; I almost got sick to my stomach. They said it was good, but it wasn't. It's weird. It's about a dancer who is weird. She lives with her mother who is weird. It's just weird. I'd give it a 0! That's what I give it. Because that's what it deserves.

THE TOURIST

That is with Angeline Jolene and Johnny Depp. It was good. It was pretty good. It was kind of active. It was just a love story. He had a broken heart and he met her on the train. I give it an 8 1/2. I thought it was pretty good. She has been pretty good lately. Usually, I don't like her. There was nothing vulgar in it. Not like in that Black Swan.

THE FIGHTER

That was a good movie. It had Mark Wahlberg in it. Mickey Ward played in it. He's an Irish. It was funny in places. It was very good. I would give it an 8 1/2. I guess he had quit for a while and he went back to fighting to make a living. It was pretty gruesome in some places where they beat the heck out of each other, but it was a fighter movie, you know. I liked it. He came out on top.

TRUE GRIT

You have got to go see it. If the little girl who plays in it doesn't get an academy award, nobody deserves it! I had never seen her play before, but she was really good. She had her acting down pat. She was marvellous. Nobody can compare to John Wayne, but it was a good movie. But, of course, you know, I like John Wayne. I give it a 9. I thought it was that good! Jeff Bridges was in it. Of course, he's no John Wayne.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PT. 1

Oh it was great! It was one of his best. Everybody is dying to see the next one. It was a typical Harry Potter movie. It was going up to the last chapter. They are trying to get ready for Voldemort. I give it a 9 1/2.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER

Now THAT was wonderful. Those kids have really grown up. And the end of it was just beautiful. The big lion was standing out at the sea and it opened up and let the kids go home. It was beautiful. I can't believe how much those kids have grown up! I give that one a 9 1/2. It kept you on the edge of your seat. It was really good.

SALT

It had Angeline Jolene in it. Do you know she did all her own acting in that? She did it herself! No stand-ins came in for her. It was a great movie. It had a lot of stunts. I give it an 8 1/2.