Wednesday, March 03, 2010

VALENTINE'S DAY


Emma Roberts is Julie Roberts' niece. It was absolutely hilarious. I give it a 10. It was about people finiding love on Valentine's Day. It was just a great movie. It's a bit romantic. You could take a child, but not too young of a child.

EDGE OF DARKNESS


Mel Gibson plays in it. Don't take the kids to see it! It was kind of scary. I give it an8 1/2. He went after these people who killed his daughter. And honey he didn't pull no punches. He'd just as soon kill 'em as look at 'em. Mel Gibson was good in that. I hadn't seen him play in a while.

CRAZY HEART


Jeff Bridges plays in it. It was good. It was really funny. Jeff Bridges was wonderful in it. He played a good drunk. He could sing and everything! It had a real good story.I give it a 9.

THE SPY NEXT DOOR


It was a funny movie. You will laugh yourself to death! Jackie Chan was so funny. Take the kids. He lives next door to this lady. She has to go someplace and he has to take care of the kids for a while. He wanted her so badly he didn't know what to do with himself. It was a real unusual movie for Jackie Chan. It was good!

UP IN THE AIR


I gave it an 8 1/2. It was very interesting. Go. You'll like it.

SHERLOCK HOLMES


It was very good. It really was. Robert Downey jr. played in it. It was a good movie. I give it a 9. Robert Downey Jr. has been playing some really good parts since he got on his feet. I like him, he's a great actor.

THE LOVELY BONES


It is a dark movie. I wouldn't take the kids. He killed this little girl and her body never went to heaven. She just wandered around. It was okay, but it was too dark. Don't take the kids. It's nothing for them to see. I gave it a 7 1/2.

AVATAR


It was really good! The color in it was absolutely marvelous. And the way they flew through the air! I didn't go see it in 3D, and it was still great. It was out of this world! I give it a 10. Take the kids.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKUEL


Oh that was a good movie. It was really good. I gave it a 9 1/2. It was so fun! Of course, you know, I like Alvin and the Chipmunks. The kids will just love it. It will keep them occupied.

IT'S COMPLICATED


It's funny. I gIve it a 7 1/2. It was good, but I just give it a 7 1/2. They had a restaurant. He's in bed and he has no clothes on; it's just a funny movie. It's about two people who were divorced. I don't like Alec Baldwin too much, but he's doing quite well. It was different.

PRECIOUS



This is about the little girl that was raped by her father. It was very good, but sad. I gave it an 8 1/2. It was good, but it wasn't as good as the one where the girl adopted the boy who was a football player. But it was a good movie.

Friday, December 11, 2009

NEW MOON


It was really and truly good. It was terrific. Honey, I'm telling you, I have never seen so many women go see a movie. The line was clear out the door. Go see it. I didn't think I would like it. I mean to tell you, it was really, really great. It was much better than the first one. I couldn't understand why everyone was so nuts about this vampire. Now I know. He was a good vampire. I give it a 10.

BROTHERS


It was about two brothers. One is a Captain in the Airforce. The other is kind of an outcast. The one in the Airforce is in Iraq. They thought he was dead. But he wasn't dead. They kept in a hole for I don't know how long. They wanted him to mke tapes saying the US was wrong. Then the head guy of the creeps (you know, those guys over there) made him kill a private. Well, he never gets over it. Meanwhile, his brother has been taking care of his wife and children, taking them ice skating. I think maybe there was one kiss between them. When he goes home and sees his brother with his family he goes beserk. It was sad. What happened at the end? I don't remember. Sheila and I saw it. It was a war movie.

EVERYBODY'S FINE


You will like this one. I know you will. He's a father who has 4 children. His wife just died. They are supposed to come visit him and they all cancel. So he decides to go see them. It's sort of a learning experience for him. I hadn't seen Robert Deniro play in a long time. He was great. He's getting old.

2012


Don't take the kids. It was too scary. Nostradamus said the world would end in 2012. They were great actors, but I just don't like to see the world end. It was kind of depressing. I give it a 7.

BLINDSIDE


It was a great movie. It will put tears in your eyes. Sandra Bullock played a great part. She was a southern girl. She was real proper. Quinton Aaron, he played the black boy. He was fantastic. They sam him walking home and he had no clothes on. They stopped and took him home. It was just a wonderful movie. It showed you what people can do for other people when they make up their minds to. I give it a 10.

ZOMBIELAND


If you want something really funny, you should go see this. Sheila and I were the only ones in the whole damn movie. It was fantastic! It really was funny. We sat there and laughed like nuts. It tore us up! I give it a 9.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL


Jim Carrey was a great Scrooge. It was great for kids. It's animated, but you know what's funny? Scrooge really looks like Jim Carrey. I give it a 9. Don't take any kids under 10. 10 & up.

THE BOX


A man with a real ucky face comes to Cameron Diaz's house and tells her that if she pushes the button, she'll get a million dollars. Well, that was the wrong thing to do. When she pushes the button, someone dies. She doesn't know who. I give it a 7. It was a weird thing.

OLD DOGS


If you go see anything, go see this. It was outstanding! They were so funny. You'll love it when the gorilla gets Seth Green and Seth Green sings to the gorilla. It was so funny! I give it a 9 1/2.