DATE NIGHT

Go see it. It was really, really good. I gave it a 9. It was really good. It was funny!

DEATH AT A FUNERAL

This movie was something else! It had a naked guy on a roof. I mean he was stark-assed naked!! It was mayhem. You have to go see it to see what was going on. It was vulgar! Don't take the kids. It wasn't fit for them. I give it a 7. It was raunchy. It was an ok movie. I just really didn't care for the guy crawling up on the roof naked. I wouldn't have done it if it had been me. They couldn't have paid me enough money.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

It was good! It is animated, you know that. It was a good movie. I gave it a 9. The kids will love it.

THE LAST SONG

God, Miley Cyrus was good in that. It was a good movie. Go see it. Her father lived in this southern town. She was from New York City. It was just a bunch of stuff about her dad and her. You know. She was really good in it. You know, she quit Disney World. I give it 8 1/2.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

I give it at 6 1/2, that's how bad it was! Oh God! I thought it was ridiculous. It didn't do nothing for me.

SHUTTER ISLAND

It was kind of weird. It was really weird. I wouldn't even go see it. I would rent it if you want to see it. It was kind of scary. It was about an asylum. I mean to tell you it was weird! You didn't know who was who and what was going on. It was just a nutty movie. It needed to be in an asylum! I'm serious!

PERCY JACKSON & OLYMPIANS THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I saw Percy Jackson. That's where his father was a thunderbolt or something. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. I went to see it Sunday and it was really, really good. It was about the different gods. It was a terrific movie. He tracks down whoever stole Zeus' thunderbolt. Go see it. It was really good. I give it a 9 1/2.

TOOTH FAIRY

Oh God, you've got to go see this! It was hilarious! Duane Johnson plays in it. You know who he is right? He's that good looking black man. It was so funny. I give it a 9 1/2. Ashley Judd was good in it too. You can take the kids.

DEAR JOHN

He was in the Special Forces. He was on a dangerous deployment. They were away from each other for 7 years. It was a good love story. It was sad. It's worthwile going to see, if you want to see it. I give it an 8.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Emma Roberts is Julie Roberts' niece. It was absolutely hilarious. I give it a 10. It was about people finiding love on Valentine's Day. It was just a great movie. It's a bit romantic. You could take a child, but not too young of a child.

EDGE OF DARKNESS

Mel Gibson plays in it. Don't take the kids to see it! It was kind of scary. I give it an8 1/2. He went after these people who killed his daughter. And honey he didn't pull no punches. He'd just as soon kill 'em as look at 'em. Mel Gibson was good in that. I hadn't seen him play in a while.

CRAZY HEART

Jeff Bridges plays in it. It was good. It was really funny. Jeff Bridges was wonderful in it. He played a good drunk. He could sing and everything! It had a real good story.I give it a 9.

THE SPY NEXT DOOR

It was a funny movie. You will laugh yourself to death! Jackie Chan was so funny. Take the kids. He lives next door to this lady. She has to go someplace and he has to take care of the kids for a while. He wanted her so badly he didn't know what to do with himself. It was a real unusual movie for Jackie Chan. It was good!

UP IN THE AIR

I gave it an 8 1/2. It was very interesting. Go. You'll like it.

SHERLOCK HOLMES

It was very good. It really was. Robert Downey jr. played in it. It was a good movie. I give it a 9. Robert Downey Jr. has been playing some really good parts since he got on his feet. I like him, he's a great actor.

THE LOVELY BONES

It is a dark movie. I wouldn't take the kids. He killed this little girl and her body never went to heaven. She just wandered around. It was okay, but it was too dark. Don't take the kids. It's nothing for them to see. I gave it a 7 1/2.

AVATAR

It was really good! The color in it was absolutely marvelous. And the way they flew through the air! I didn't go see it in 3D, and it was still great. It was out of this world! I give it a 10. Take the kids.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKUEL

Oh that was a good movie. It was really good. I gave it a 9 1/2. It was so fun! Of course, you know, I like Alvin and the Chipmunks. The kids will just love it. It will keep them occupied.

IT'S COMPLICATED

It's funny. I gIve it a 7 1/2. It was good, but I just give it a 7 1/2. They had a restaurant. He's in bed and he has no clothes on; it's just a funny movie. It's about two people who were divorced. I don't like Alec Baldwin too much, but he's doing quite well. It was different.

PRECIOUS

This is about the little girl that was raped by her father. It was very good, but sad. I gave it an 8 1/2. It was good, but it wasn't as good as the one where the girl adopted the boy who was a football player. But it was a good movie.