Tuesday, July 18, 2006

SUPERMAN RETURNS


He is the cutest thing I've ever seen! I mean, he is a cute guy! I LOVED the movie. Sheila liked it too. I give it a 10. It was great.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST


That Johnny Depp is so funny! I laughed my rear end off! He walks like a damn girl. This has more action than the first one. I loved it. Some of the kids didn't like it, but I thought it was a great. I give it a 10.

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA


Glenn Close plays a great role in this! She plays a boss outta hell. If she threw her coat on my desk like she did on that poor girl's desk, I'd have shoved it up her ass. She plays a great role. I give it a 9.

Monday, June 26, 2006

CARS


Oh golly was that a good movie! The kids loved it, the grown-ups loved it. If you don't like it, there's something wrong with you.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

OVER THE HEDGE


I laughed so hard in this one. I really hee-hawed. Even the grown-ups enjoyed it. If you have kids, you've got to go.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III



I really don't care for Tom Cruise. But this movie was good. It was just getting interesting, when the damn lights went out and we didn't get to see the end. I still give it a "B". It had a lot of great action

THE LAKE HOUSE



Now I really like Sandra Bullock, but that was the stupidest damn movie I ever saw. It didn't make sense. And I like the guy too! They were supposed to be two years apart. It never made sense. Maybe you could go and see it and explain it to me.

Monday, May 22, 2006

THE DA VINCI CODE


You know, this was a real odd movie. It wasn't grabbing. It was boring. They tried to make it like Jesus had a bride. It didn't change my views on what I've learned in church. I didn't go there to change my views. It was just a movie. I wouldn't see it again.

UNITED 93


The plane went down in the backyard of my home town. So I wanted to see this movie. I wanted to know if they got into the cockpit or not. It was a very tense movie. Very moving. When I came out, I was crying--because they all lost their lives. They were very brave people.

RV


If you are really down in the dumps and looking for a funny movie, you have got to see this movie. I likely cracked up! It's very funny. Some of the things Robin Williams does in this movie, you can't believe. (ed. like?) They're in the damn mountains and he has this RV teeter-tottering, oh you just have to go see it.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

THE WILD


This is an animated story about a lion and his son. The kids will love it. It had cute parts in it. It's about a lion and his little cub. They lived in New York and the cub got shipped back to Africa or somewhere over there. The kids will love it. I enjoyed it.

THE SENTINEL


Michael Douglas plays in this one. And the guy who plays Jack Bauer on "24". It's a good movie. It's about the government. You don't know who the bad guy is until the end. You have suspicions, but you are wrong. It was exciting, interesting, and kept you going the whole time.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

ICE AGE THE MELTDOWN


Oh God, you've got to go see this movie! It's funnier than it was the first time. The kids will just love it. There are new charachters. There's a snaggle tooth tiger in it, and a hairy mammoth (you know, from the old days). It was so cute. It was adorable. You've got to go see it. That squirrel is so funny.

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN



It's Sleven. Not eleven, not seven. Bruce Willis plays in this one. There is a new kid, Josh Hartnett in it, too. He plays a bigger part than Bruce Willis. He's great. It's a mystery-like thing. It's suspenseful, ends well. It's good.

Monday, March 27, 2006

INSIDE MAN


This was a kooky movie. You couldn't keep up with it. It wasn't your regular heist movie. They didn't even take the money! You'll have to see it to know what they did take. I wouldn't go see it again.

FAILURE TO LAUNCH


This movie was so funny I thought I would fall out of my seat! Terry Bradshaw is in it. And he has a Naked Room. They show him feeding the fish stark-assed naked! I thought I would crack up! They just showed his butt, you know. Oh and Jennifer Parker is great in it too. This is a great romantic comedy.

16 BLOCKS


This has Bruce Willis in it. You know how arrogant he usually is in his movies? Well, I think he's trying to make a comeback, because he really ACTED in this one. His acting is great. I'd give this one a 9 1/2.

EIGHT BELOW


God this is a wonderful movie! The dogs were exceptional. It's got funny parts, scary parts--it's got everything. Those dogs really looked after each other. It was a great movie. Sheila enjoyed it too. I would give it a 10.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

MATCH POINT


This was an okay movie. It was well acted, but the movie wasn't that interesting. It was a love story, you know, about a man and a woman. It really didn't hold my interest. I wouldn't rent it or go see it again.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

HOODWINKED


This is a movie for kids. I didn't care for it. They repeat everything over and over again. To me, this was $5 wasted.