Monday, March 19, 2007

PREMONITION


I like Sandra Bullock, so I went to see this one. It was just okay. It was a mystery. Sometimes you got it, sometimes you didn't. You see, he'd die every day. She'd wake up and he'd be in the shower. It took him forever to die. He finally died in the end. She tried to stop him, she hollered at him, this truck came over the hill and slid into him. It ended kind of yucky. I gave it a six. You didn't know if he was dead or alive. I don't even think she knew what was going on.

WILD HOGS


If you want to see a very funny movie, see this one. It's got Tim Allen, John Travolta and Martin Lawrence in it. Oh God, was it was funny! Those guys were crazy. They did things that made you want to roll in the aisle. They were all going on vacation together. You know Tim Allen, he's funny. Martin Lawrence is normally a serious actor, but he's so funny in this. That John Travolta went dancing down the street like he did in Grease. It was just funny!

THE ASTRONAUT FARMER


This movie had lots of action and suspense. Take the whole family. Billy Bob Thornton was great. I'm not much of a Billy Bob Thornton fan, but he was great. He built a rocket to go into outer space on his farm. And he went! He did it! He came back and survived. Everyone told him he couldn't do it, but he did it!

GHOST RIDER

This was a good movie. Lots of action. Nicholas Cage plays in this one. Peter
Fonda looked great! I've been seeing a lot of old guys in movies these days. This movie was different. He made a deal with a devil, and he'd ride his motorcycle and he'd be on fire. It was somethin! It really kept you on the edge of your seat. i give it an 8 1/2 .

BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA


Oh God, what can I say? You must see this movie. It is heart-warming and makes you feel good. It will make you cry in some places. The kids would like it. The kids who played it were great. It's a little bit fairy tale. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

THE LAST SIN EATER


A must see movie. Don't let the title fool you. It was a little bit about God. The actress was quite good. Michael Landon Jr. directed, so you know what you're getting. I give it a 9.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

BECAUSE I SAID SO

If you want to laugh, go see this one! It is so funny that you'll roll in the aisles. They gave it a "D" in the paper here. I went to see it anyway. Diane Keaton plays the mother. She was great. She's an overbearing mother who tries to run her daughters' lives. Then she meets the father of her daughter's boyfriend (played by the preacher from 7th Heaven). When she was caught having sex with him on the couch, I thought I'd die! Great movie. Go see it.

PAN'S LABRYRINTH


I liked it, even though it had subtitles! I can't read fast enough, but I got the gist of the movie. That Captain was a mean bastard. He'd just as soon shoot you in the head as look at you. It was different from other movies. It had a good ending. GUEST REVIEWER MARIAN'S DAUGHTER, PAT: I liked it, except for the subtitles. You know what I really liked? The original Labyrinth with David Bowie.

CATCH AND RELEASE


This was not one of Jennifer Garner's best pictures. I was disappointed in her. I'd wait until it comes out on video

THE HITCHER


This movie was really scary. It kept you on the edge of your seat. It really made you not want to go out at night and drive. Boy he was something else. Creepy. If you like scary movies, go see it. I give it a 7.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER


It was a good movie. I didn't particularly like it, because it was subtitled. It had good acting. Those people really know how to kill. Rent this one. Save some money.

CHILDREN OF MEN


It was a mean movie, but it was entertaining. There was a lot of violence. It was kind of hard to follow. I've seen better. I wouldn't spend no 7 or 8 dollars to see it. Rent this one. I give it a 6 1/2.

CHARLOTTE'S WEB


Dakota Fanning was just wonderful. Oh, this movie was so great. Take the kids! Do you know it took them 3 years to make that movie? Because the weather was so bad! I don't know how many pigs they had to go through! Take the kids I give it a 10.

PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS


This movie really shows what can happen to you if you get down and out. Will Smith was great. It was a very down to earth movie. They had a lot of sad times. But you know, he ended up being a millionaire. Oh yeah, he sold his company for millions. I give it a 9 1/2.

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM


That movie is so funny it's pathetic. I don't care for Ben Stiller, but this movie was great. They had a lot of old timers in it--Mickey Rooney and what's his name (Dick Van Dyke). If you want a fun movie, go see it!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

THE NATIVITY STORY


This one is about Joseph and Mary. It tells the story of how they met; they married. The angel came down and told her she was going to have a baby. She didn't know how to tell Joseph. Joseph was mad because she was pregnant and he knew he didn't have anything to do with it. The angel came down and told Joseph it was okay. It was a religious movie, but it was real good. I think everyone should see it. The three wisemen were funny.

BLOOD DIAMOND


It was a good movie. It was long. It was about people in Sierra Leone who had to suffer. Those people in Africa had it hard. Leonardo Caprio was great. Jennifer Connoly was the woman. Djimon Hounsou was the black man. He found the big diamond and buried it. Everyone was after it. This was a good movie. I give it a 9 1/2.

CASINO ROYALE


I give it at 10! There was a lot of beautiful scenery. There was a lot of suspense. Daniel Craig was magnificent. He's not good looking.

DEJA VU

This wasn't one of the best movies I've ever seen. Denzel Washington was good. It was suspenseful. It was a science fiction thing.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

MARIE ANTOINETTE



I really liked this movie. I saw it out at the Mall. It was a good story. She was married to the king. I like historical movies. I was by myself, but I wanted to tell everyone that I was there. I was there! We were right down there where they watch the sun come up. What a thrill! I was there!