Wednesday, February 13, 2008

RAMBO

I thought it was great. Sylvester Stallone didn't talk much in it, he just grunted. I think that's why it was so good. You know, normally he mumbles. He was good in this one. I didn't see him in Rocky. It was kind of bloody, but that's what Rambo does. I give it a 9.

FOOL'S GOLD

You have got to go see this one! That was the best picture I have seen in I don't know when. It was marvelous. Besides, Conaughey isn't too bad looking with his shirt off. Kate Hudson is pretty. They are great together. And the little girl was so cute. You will laugh your butt off at her. She dresses in the damndest ways. I give it a 10. And I don't give 10s very easily. It was crazy, it was funny, it was just cute.

JUNO

I give it an 8 1/2. She was a smart kid. She did what she had to do. She had the baby and she finished school. She was brave. It was a good movie.

THE BUCKET LIST

I loved this one. Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman are both dying. Jack Nicholson was the head of a hospital and he made a rule you had to share rooms. So when he got sick, he had to share a room with Morgan Freeman. They became friends. Actually, they were a pain in each other's butt for a while, and then they became friends. They started making a list of things they always wanted to do. And then they went and did them. Then at the end, I won't tell you what happens, but bring your Kleenex. I give it a 9.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS

You have got to take the kids to see this one. They were so cute. And those little buggers could sing! I like the chipmunks. I saw the first one they made. I give this one an 8 1/2.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

I AM LEGEND

It was good movie. It was with Will Smith. His little girl played in it. It's a good movie, but it's not for kids. Some lady thought she invented a cure for cancer, and everybody took it and died-except Will Smith. The people that did live, turned into monsters. I mean, real monsters! I give it a 8 1/2. It was good, you know, but not for kids.

THE GOLDEN COMPASS


I loved it. I loved the bears! It is a fairy tale, but, oh is it good. And they left it open so they could make another picture. They had big bears in it. The bears fought. Dakota Blue Richards is in it. She's practically a teenager now. She's a good actress. And Nicole Kidman is in it too. Some people were upset about the movie because of something about the religion, but I didn't see anything wrong with it. It's a fairy tale! I give it a 9.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

I thought it was a real good movie! It had a good story and really kept you on the edge of your seat. I give it a 9. It has Josh Brolin in it and Tommy Lee Jones. It was good. Go see it.

BEOWULF


It was good. I give it a 7 1/2. It was okay. It was kind of an animated thing. Angelene Jolene plays in it. It was animated, but she looks real. I thought it was real, but it was animated. Boy are they good at that stuff anymore.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

INTO THE WILD

It was good. It was very, very long. This is a true story about a boy who took his possessions and went to live in the wilderness. His mother and father never payed any attention to him. His mom was a real nice person. But they had him out of wedlock. It was hard on him. So he went to Alaska to live. He lived in a bus, and he'd take off from there. He went down the rapids to Mexico. He finally starved to death. They found his body on the bus. At least I think that's where they found his body. I had to leave to get to dinner. It was a very long movie. There was an old man who wanted to adopt him, cause he didn't have any family either. But he decided to go to Alaska. He'd hunt for food and it got so scarce, and he ate wild berries. He had a book to tell him which berries to eat. And he didn't know what he was doing, and he poisoned himself. He died in the wilds alone. So what did he gain? Nothing. He just made his family unhappy.

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES

That was the worst damn movie I've ever seen. Everyone thought he was a hero. That he robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. And I'll tell you what, Jesse James was just for Jesse James--not for anyone else. Casey Affleck played Robert Ford and he wanted to be part of the gang, but then he found out what for kind of killer Jesse James was. He shot him. Jesse James was no hero. This was the worst movie I've ever seen.

AMERICAN GANGSTER

It was good. I tell you what, he was a dope smuggler and he got his dope from the Viet Cong and they paid the American boys to smuggle it on the plane. And they brought it back in the coffins of the boys. I didn't like that. It turned me off. I couldn't believe that they did something like that and showed it in a movie. Denzel Washington was good. He took over harlem. Russel Crowe was good. It's a good movie, but I just didn't like what they did with the dope.

MICHAEL CLAYTON

George Clooney was great. It is a real mind boggler. You can't miss a thing, or you miss everything. It is back lived, all that crap. It just wasn't my kind of a movie. I thought with George
Clooney it would be good, but it wasn't my kind of movie. Unless you like that kind of mind boggler, which some people do. I can't keep up. I give it a 6. I didn't think it was that good.

THE KINGDOM

Eh. I really didn't like it. Jamie Foxx played in it. Jennifer Gordon was good as always. I wouldn't rent it and I wouldn't go see it again. I give it a 61/2. I just didn't care for it.

EASTERN PROMISES

It was okay. It was about the Russian mafia. I don't like the Russian mafia, so you know. There was a lot of action. It was...eh. It was a real thriller. Naomi Watts played in it. She was a London midwife. It's not for children.

THE BRAVE ONE

This one stars Jody Foster. Her boyfriend gets killed and she gets revenge. They were walking hand in hand through central park and these thugs jumped out and killed him. She gets revenge all right. I give
it a 9. She did her thing. She taught them their lesson.

THE GAME PLAN

It was a great movie. It had everything-- a lot of laughter,
a lot of sadness. You'll love it. I give it a nine. It stars Duane "The Rock" Johson. He was great. The kids would like it. His daughter was adorable. She suddenly came to his door and it turned his whole world around. And would you believe, all those football palyers and there wasn't a bad word in that movie! Can you believe it?

Monday, September 17, 2007

DRAGON WARS

Another flop. Don't go see it. Lots of action with dragons, but it just wasn't up to par. Don't take the kids, it would give them nightmares. I give it a 5. There was a lot of violence.

DEATH SENTENCE

This was with Kevin Bacon and Kelly Preston. It had lots of violence. Don't take the kids. It was real violent with lots of killing. It was awful. I give it a 7 1/2.

SEPTEMBER DAWN

Did you know that happened here in Arkansas (in Harrison) in 1870 or 1885? People on a wagon train, going through there, were killed. 120 of them. Brigham Young, he was a bigamist you know. You know he ONLY HAD 28 wives. They run him out of Missouri. He decided to get revenge. He decided to get the Indians to start the killing, but the Indians quit. It was a real good historical movie. But gory. Don't take the kids. There's a statue in Harrison. I give it an 8 1/2.