Tuesday, October 20, 2009

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE


You know, it was a good movie. The kid played a great part. And of course Spike Jonze made it. I thought it would be a little bit different though. I thought it would be funnier. I gave it a 9. Sheila liked it. It started out real crazy. He got in trouble and he went in a boat and that's where these wild things were. And they [the wild things] were great. I don't know how they did that. Then they sent him home in his boat. It wasn't what I thought it was supposed to be. They always show the best parts in the preview.

COUPLE'S RETREAT

Oh was that funny! These couples went on a group vacation. You would have come out of your seat, it was so funny. Absolutely hilarious.

THE INVENTION OF LYING


That was a weird thing. It was a good movie, but it was weird. It was funny. It was really funny. It was odd, but it was funny. They didn't lie. If they had something to say, they just said it. And he was the first one to lie. I gave it an 8. Jennifer Garner was in it.

THE INFORMANT


It was okay. It was kind of.... He was working for the government and he turned on his company. It was alright. I gave it a 7. Rent it if you want to see it. Don't spend the money. It wasn't one of his best movies.

WHITE OUT


This was in Alaska. It happens in the cold, cold, cold. It was real good. I gave it an 8 1/2. She's a US Marshal. It was really interesting. It kept you on the edge of your seat.

ALL ABOUT STEVE

That was the funniest thing you ever did want to see. It was funny! I gave it a 9. I like Sandra Bullock. Anything she plays in, she plays her heart out. Go see it.

THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE


This was an odd movie, Sis. It just didn't make no damn sense to me. It was going back and forth in time and you didn't know where in the hell you were. I really didn't care for it. It was one of those weird ones.

SHORTS


Now that was funny! It was hilarious. He picks up a rock and it gives him powers. It was really funny. They were kids, you know. I give it a 9.

DISTRICT 9


It was alright. It was kind of far out. It was, you know, just one of those movies. You go in, you sit down, and you think "Oh God, what am I doing here?" I just gave it a 7 1/2.

G FORCE

It was about guinea pigs, you know. It was a cute movie. I gave it an 8. Nicolas Cage played in it and Tracy Morgan.
It was really funny. If you can't go see it, rent it.

Monday, June 22, 2009

LAND OF THE LOST


I really didn't care for that much. The kids would like it because it has animals in it. They fall through a hole and they are in where the animals are. It was funny. I'd give it a 7.

UP


[I'm reading a list of new movies to Granny. No recollection. Then I start telling her what happens in the movies] Oh, I saw that. It was cute. Good for kids. It was cute. They had everything in that, they had monsters, everything. It's in 3D. We didn't go see it in 3D. You have to pay 3 or 4 dollars for them glasses. And you don't get that money back, but you don't keep the glasses. I give it a good 8 1/2.

HANGOVER


That was great. They ended up with this baby and they didn't know how they got it. They ended up with a tiger in their room and they didn't know how they got it either. It was cute! I give it an 8.

DRAG ME TO HELL


I thought it was a bunch of crap. It was awful. It was sickening. I thought to myself "Marian, why did you spend six bucks on this stupid movie?" I don't know what happens, I had my eyes closed half of the time. This old lady regurgitating in someone else's mouth. I thought I was gonna die. Please don't take your kids. Don't even go yourself. I give it a one. And you know how generous I am with my movies. I have seen some horrible movies in my time, 'cause you know how I go, but this might be the worst movie I've ever seen.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

ANGELS AND DEMONS


Oh it was good! You don't know who the bad guy is until the end. It was real suspenseful. It was better than the first one. I give it a 9 1/2.

GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST


It was cute, really cute. It was with Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner. It was funny. I give it a 9. You can take the kids to see it. There's nothing bad in it. It's about this guy who is a photographer. It has all his past girlfriends in it. Honey, he had a whole damn roomful of old girlfriends. He was busy! He found Jennifer Garner and he really liked her. Jennifer Garner was really great.

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN


THAT was hilarious. Oh God, that was so funny. It was really great. Take the kids to see it, they will crack up. It was hilarious. They were taking the people from the last time to Washington, DC. Ben Stiller wouldn't let them do it. He went to Washington and fought for them. They all came alive. It was just hilarious, them trying to get out of Washington, DC. It was better than the first one. Go see it. They had the wacky comedy with the monkeys, they just had everything. Ben Stiller played a great part.

THE SOLOIST


That was really good. It was a sad movie, kinda. Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr lived on the street. They lived in a place where people could go, like a shelter. But there were people who couldn't make it into the shelter. Jamie Foxx played a real good part in it. So did Robert Downey Jr. Boy, he's made some really good movies since he straightened up. It was worth seeing.

STAR TREK


It was great! I give it a 9 1/2. The kids who payed in that, they were all Australian. They were really, really good. It was great. At the end, you got to see Spock in real life. That was really good. I heard William Shatner was upset when they asked Spock to be in it and not him. He was really pissed, or so I hear.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE



Oh God, that was good. I give it a 9 1/2. They come out with some good ones. They are kind of on the creepy side, but they are good. Hugh Jackman is in it. And Liev Schreiber. Oh he's a creep! I never like him in anything. He was good in this. I don't know about taking little kids. It was kind of scary.