NEW MOON

It was really and truly good. It was terrific. Honey, I'm telling you, I have never seen so many women go see a movie. The line was clear out the door. Go see it. I didn't think I would like it. I mean to tell you, it was really, really great. It was much better than the first one. I couldn't understand why everyone was so nuts about this vampire. Now I know. He was a good vampire. I give it a 10.

BROTHERS

It was about two brothers. One is a Captain in the Airforce. The other is kind of an outcast. The one in the Airforce is in Iraq. They thought he was dead. But he wasn't dead. They kept in a hole for I don't know how long. They wanted him to mke tapes saying the US was wrong. Then the head guy of the creeps (you know, those guys over there) made him kill a private. Well, he never gets over it. Meanwhile, his brother has been taking care of his wife and children, taking them ice skating. I think maybe there was one kiss between them. When he goes home and sees his brother with his family he goes beserk. It was sad. What happened at the end? I don't remember. Sheila and I saw it. It was a war movie.

EVERYBODY'S FINE

You will like this one. I know you will. He's a father who has 4 children. His wife just died. They are supposed to come visit him and they all cancel. So he decides to go see them. It's sort of a learning experience for him. I hadn't seen Robert Deniro play in a long time. He was great. He's getting old.

2012

Don't take the kids. It was too scary. Nostradamus said the world would end in 2012. They were great actors, but I just don't like to see the world end. It was kind of depressing. I give it a 7.

BLINDSIDE

It was a great movie. It will put tears in your eyes. Sandra Bullock played a great part. She was a southern girl. She was real proper. Quinton Aaron, he played the black boy. He was fantastic. They sam him walking home and he had no clothes on. They stopped and took him home. It was just a wonderful movie. It showed you what people can do for other people when they make up their minds to. I give it a 10.

ZOMBIELAND

If you want something really funny, you should go see this. Sheila and I were the only ones in the whole damn movie. It was fantastic! It really was funny. We sat there and laughed like nuts. It tore us up! I give it a 9.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Jim Carrey was a great Scrooge. It was great for kids. It's animated, but you know what's funny? Scrooge really looks like Jim Carrey. I give it a 9. Don't take any kids under 10. 10 & up.

THE BOX

A man with a real ucky face comes to Cameron Diaz's house and tells her that if she pushes the button, she'll get a million dollars. Well, that was the wrong thing to do. When she pushes the button, someone dies. She doesn't know who. I give it a 7. It was a weird thing.

OLD DOGS

If you go see anything, go see this. It was outstanding! They were so funny. You'll love it when the gorilla gets Seth Green and Seth Green sings to the gorilla. It was so funny! I give it a 9 1/2.

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE

You know, it was a good movie. The kid played a great part. And of course Spike Jonze made it. I thought it would be a little bit different though. I thought it would be funnier. I gave it a 9. Sheila liked it. It started out real crazy. He got in trouble and he went in a boat and that's where these wild things were. And they [the wild things] were great. I don't know how they did that. Then they sent him home in his boat. It wasn't what I thought it was supposed to be. They always show the best parts in the preview.

COUPLE'S RETREAT

Oh was that funny! These couples went on a group vacation. You would have come out of your seat, it was so funny. Absolutely hilarious.

THE INVENTION OF LYING

That was a weird thing. It was a good movie, but it was weird. It was funny. It was really funny. It was odd, but it was funny. They didn't lie. If they had something to say, they just said it. And he was the first one to lie. I gave it an 8. Jennifer Garner was in it.

THE INFORMANT

It was okay. It was kind of.... He was working for the government and he turned on his company. It was alright. I gave it a 7. Rent it if you want to see it. Don't spend the money. It wasn't one of his best movies.

WHITE OUT

This was in Alaska. It happens in the cold, cold, cold. It was real good. I gave it an 8 1/2. She's a US Marshal. It was really interesting. It kept you on the edge of your seat.

ALL ABOUT STEVE

That was the funniest thing you ever did want to see. It was funny! I gave it a 9. I like Sandra Bullock. Anything she plays in, she plays her heart out. Go see it.

THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE

This was an odd movie, Sis. It just didn't make no damn sense to me. It was going back and forth in time and you didn't know where in the hell you were. I really didn't care for it. It was one of those weird ones.

SHORTS

Now that was funny! It was hilarious. He picks up a rock and it gives him powers. It was really funny. They were kids, you know. I give it a 9.

DISTRICT 9

It was alright. It was kind of far out. It was, you know, just one of those movies. You go in, you sit down, and you think "Oh God, what am I doing here?" I just gave it a 7 1/2.

G FORCE

It was about guinea pigs, you know. It was a cute movie. I gave it an 8. Nicolas Cage played in it and Tracy Morgan.
It was really funny. If you can't go see it, rent it.

LAND OF THE LOST

I really didn't care for that much. The kids would like it because it has animals in it. They fall through a hole and they are in where the animals are. It was funny. I'd give it a 7.