PERCY JACKSON & OLYMPIANS THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I saw Percy Jackson. That's where his father was a thunderbolt or something. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. I went to see it Sunday and it was really, really good. It was about the different gods. It was a terrific movie. He tracks down whoever stole Zeus' thunderbolt. Go see it. It was really good. I give it a 9 1/2.

TOOTH FAIRY

Oh God, you've got to go see this! It was hilarious! Duane Johnson plays in it. You know who he is right? He's that good looking black man. It was so funny. I give it a 9 1/2. Ashley Judd was good in it too. You can take the kids.

DEAR JOHN

He was in the Special Forces. He was on a dangerous deployment. They were away from each other for 7 years. It was a good love story. It was sad. It's worthwile going to see, if you want to see it. I give it an 8.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Emma Roberts is Julie Roberts' niece. It was absolutely hilarious. I give it a 10. It was about people finiding love on Valentine's Day. It was just a great movie. It's a bit romantic. You could take a child, but not too young of a child.

EDGE OF DARKNESS

Mel Gibson plays in it. Don't take the kids to see it! It was kind of scary. I give it an8 1/2. He went after these people who killed his daughter. And honey he didn't pull no punches. He'd just as soon kill 'em as look at 'em. Mel Gibson was good in that. I hadn't seen him play in a while.

CRAZY HEART

Jeff Bridges plays in it. It was good. It was really funny. Jeff Bridges was wonderful in it. He played a good drunk. He could sing and everything! It had a real good story.I give it a 9.

THE SPY NEXT DOOR

It was a funny movie. You will laugh yourself to death! Jackie Chan was so funny. Take the kids. He lives next door to this lady. She has to go someplace and he has to take care of the kids for a while. He wanted her so badly he didn't know what to do with himself. It was a real unusual movie for Jackie Chan. It was good!

UP IN THE AIR

I gave it an 8 1/2. It was very interesting. Go. You'll like it.

SHERLOCK HOLMES

It was very good. It really was. Robert Downey jr. played in it. It was a good movie. I give it a 9. Robert Downey Jr. has been playing some really good parts since he got on his feet. I like him, he's a great actor.

THE LOVELY BONES

It is a dark movie. I wouldn't take the kids. He killed this little girl and her body never went to heaven. She just wandered around. It was okay, but it was too dark. Don't take the kids. It's nothing for them to see. I gave it a 7 1/2.

AVATAR

It was really good! The color in it was absolutely marvelous. And the way they flew through the air! I didn't go see it in 3D, and it was still great. It was out of this world! I give it a 10. Take the kids.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKUEL

Oh that was a good movie. It was really good. I gave it a 9 1/2. It was so fun! Of course, you know, I like Alvin and the Chipmunks. The kids will just love it. It will keep them occupied.

IT'S COMPLICATED

It's funny. I gIve it a 7 1/2. It was good, but I just give it a 7 1/2. They had a restaurant. He's in bed and he has no clothes on; it's just a funny movie. It's about two people who were divorced. I don't like Alec Baldwin too much, but he's doing quite well. It was different.

PRECIOUS

This is about the little girl that was raped by her father. It was very good, but sad. I gave it an 8 1/2. It was good, but it wasn't as good as the one where the girl adopted the boy who was a football player. But it was a good movie.

NEW MOON

It was really and truly good. It was terrific. Honey, I'm telling you, I have never seen so many women go see a movie. The line was clear out the door. Go see it. I didn't think I would like it. I mean to tell you, it was really, really great. It was much better than the first one. I couldn't understand why everyone was so nuts about this vampire. Now I know. He was a good vampire. I give it a 10.

BROTHERS

It was about two brothers. One is a Captain in the Airforce. The other is kind of an outcast. The one in the Airforce is in Iraq. They thought he was dead. But he wasn't dead. They kept in a hole for I don't know how long. They wanted him to mke tapes saying the US was wrong. Then the head guy of the creeps (you know, those guys over there) made him kill a private. Well, he never gets over it. Meanwhile, his brother has been taking care of his wife and children, taking them ice skating. I think maybe there was one kiss between them. When he goes home and sees his brother with his family he goes beserk. It was sad. What happened at the end? I don't remember. Sheila and I saw it. It was a war movie.

EVERYBODY'S FINE

You will like this one. I know you will. He's a father who has 4 children. His wife just died. They are supposed to come visit him and they all cancel. So he decides to go see them. It's sort of a learning experience for him. I hadn't seen Robert Deniro play in a long time. He was great. He's getting old.

2012

Don't take the kids. It was too scary. Nostradamus said the world would end in 2012. They were great actors, but I just don't like to see the world end. It was kind of depressing. I give it a 7.

BLINDSIDE

It was a great movie. It will put tears in your eyes. Sandra Bullock played a great part. She was a southern girl. She was real proper. Quinton Aaron, he played the black boy. He was fantastic. They sam him walking home and he had no clothes on. They stopped and took him home. It was just a wonderful movie. It showed you what people can do for other people when they make up their minds to. I give it a 10.

ZOMBIELAND

If you want something really funny, you should go see this. Sheila and I were the only ones in the whole damn movie. It was fantastic! It really was funny. We sat there and laughed like nuts. It tore us up! I give it a 9.