HANNA

This was wonderful. It was one the best movies I have seen in a long time. She was just this young girl who lived with this man who she thought was her father. Evidently he wasn't. They lived in the woods. He taught her how to shoot, kill animals, do what men do. You know, so she could take care of herself. He taught her well. Then they moved to the city. They got separated. People were after her and she kept eluding them. This one woman was after her, I think she was in the C.I.A.. She got tied up with this one family in a caravan. You've just got to go see it to appreciate it. It was thrilling. It kept you on the edge of your seat. It was really, really good.

SOURCE CODE

This movie was awful! It didn't make no damn sense what-so-ever. The guy was already dead and he was doing all this stuff on the train. And he was already dead! And when you did see him, he was half cut in two. It was just stupid. I guess he was in formaldehyde. It was just his head and torso, yet he was doing all this stuff on this train. Does that make sense to you? NO! It didn't make sense to me either! It was just stupid, it was just like that Black Swan. And that won the Academy Award! I didn't think she was that great of an actress. You know I wouldn't lie to you.

BLACK SWAN

It was the awfullest movie I've ever seen! I almost upchucked, it was that bad. They had this girl who was a dancer who went down on this other girl who was a dancer; I almost got sick to my stomach. They said it was good, but it wasn't. It's weird. It's about a dancer who is weird. She lives with her mother who is weird. It's just weird. I'd give it a 0! That's what I give it. Because that's what it deserves.

THE TOURIST

That is with Angeline Jolene and Johnny Depp. It was good. It was pretty good. It was kind of active. It was just a love story. He had a broken heart and he met her on the train. I give it an 8 1/2. I thought it was pretty good. She has been pretty good lately. Usually, I don't like her. There was nothing vulgar in it. Not like in that Black Swan.

THE FIGHTER

That was a good movie. It had Mark Wahlberg in it. Mickey Ward played in it. He's an Irish. It was funny in places. It was very good. I would give it an 8 1/2. I guess he had quit for a while and he went back to fighting to make a living. It was pretty gruesome in some places where they beat the heck out of each other, but it was a fighter movie, you know. I liked it. He came out on top.

TRUE GRIT

You have got to go see it. If the little girl who plays in it doesn't get an academy award, nobody deserves it! I had never seen her play before, but she was really good. She had her acting down pat. She was marvellous. Nobody can compare to John Wayne, but it was a good movie. But, of course, you know, I like John Wayne. I give it a 9. I thought it was that good! Jeff Bridges was in it. Of course, he's no John Wayne.

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PT. 1

Oh it was great! It was one of his best. Everybody is dying to see the next one. It was a typical Harry Potter movie. It was going up to the last chapter. They are trying to get ready for Voldemort. I give it a 9 1/2.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER

Now THAT was wonderful. Those kids have really grown up. And the end of it was just beautiful. The big lion was standing out at the sea and it opened up and let the kids go home. It was beautiful. I can't believe how much those kids have grown up! I give that one a 9 1/2. It kept you on the edge of your seat. It was really good.

SALT

It had Angeline Jolene in it. Do you know she did all her own acting in that? She did it herself! No stand-ins came in for her. It was a great movie. It had a lot of stunts. I give it an 8 1/2.

ROBIN HOOD

Russel Crowe is in it. It was a really long movie. It was 148 minutes long. It was good. It's going to have another movie where he comes out as Robin Hood. He didn't come out as Robin Hood until the end. It lets you know it's going to have a sequel. Russel Crowe has really made some good movies lately. It keeps you on the edge of your seat. Well, it keeps you entertained anyhow. Take the kids!

MARMADUKE

That was the craziest movie I ever did see. I laughed my butt off. He's a big dog, he's a Great Dane. Oh God that was funny. It was about animals. I give it a 9. It had the cutest dogs and the cutest cats in it. The kids will love it. It's got all kind of animals in it. It was just so cute. They had dogs that thought they were better than the other dogs. I've never heard of that dog before. They say it's been in the funnies forever.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER

Go see it. Take the kids, they will love it. I give it an 8 1/2. It was a good Shrek. It really was.

PRINCE OF PERSIA

That was REALLY good. Jake Gyllenhall is in that. I thought it was really great. I enjoyed it immensely. I gave it a 9 1/2. I think it's too grown up for the kids, Sis. It's a lot of fighting and killing and stuff. It's a lot of sword playing and all that crap. It was a good movie, don't get me wrong; I just don't think the kids should see it.

OCEANS

This is a great movie. It is beautiful scenery under the water. There are big fish, little fish. It's real interesting. It's got whales and everything. There's no speaking part in it, it's just about the creatures under the water. Pierce Brosnan narrarates it. Some of the things were just absolutely beautiful! This movie is really something. It was fantastic. It was a 103 minutes long, so it was a nice long one. I gave it a 9. The kids will love it.

FURRY VENGEANCE

Brendan Frasier is in it. It was so cute, it was pathetic. You should have seen them animals! They really did take care of those people. Brooke Sheilds and Dick Van Dyke were in it, too. When they pushed too far in, the animals took over and showed them who was who. I mean, they just made their world miserable. The kids will love it. The raccoon was really clever. If you want a funny movie go see it. I gave it a 9.

IRON MAN 2

That was a great movie. Go see it. Robert Downey Jr., Mickey O'Rourke, Gweneth Paltrow, and Scarlet Johnson are in it. It was really good. The kids would really think it was great. I give it a 9. Robert Downey Jr. plays a good part any more. It was a typical Iron Man, you know. He puts on a big suit and he's Superman. And he walks around with the villains. Mickey O'Rourke was the villain. He played a good part. I liked it, I guess everyone else would too. It's typical, you know, like the kids like.

DATE NIGHT

Go see it. It was really, really good. I gave it a 9. It was really good. It was funny!

DEATH AT A FUNERAL

This movie was something else! It had a naked guy on a roof. I mean he was stark-assed naked!! It was mayhem. You have to go see it to see what was going on. It was vulgar! Don't take the kids. It wasn't fit for them. I give it a 7. It was raunchy. It was an ok movie. I just really didn't care for the guy crawling up on the roof naked. I wouldn't have done it if it had been me. They couldn't have paid me enough money.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

It was good! It is animated, you know that. It was a good movie. I gave it a 9. The kids will love it.

THE LAST SONG

God, Miley Cyrus was good in that. It was a good movie. Go see it. Her father lived in this southern town. She was from New York City. It was just a bunch of stuff about her dad and her. You know. She was really good in it. You know, she quit Disney World. I give it 8 1/2.