DATE NIGHT

Go see it. It was really, really good. I gave it a 9. It was really good. It was funny!

DEATH AT A FUNERAL

This movie was something else! It had a naked guy on a roof. I mean he was stark-assed naked!! It was mayhem. You have to go see it to see what was going on. It was vulgar! Don't take the kids. It wasn't fit for them. I give it a 7. It was raunchy. It was an ok movie. I just really didn't care for the guy crawling up on the roof naked. I wouldn't have done it if it had been me. They couldn't have paid me enough money.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

It was good! It is animated, you know that. It was a good movie. I gave it a 9. The kids will love it.

THE LAST SONG

God, Miley Cyrus was good in that. It was a good movie. Go see it. Her father lived in this southern town. She was from New York City. It was just a bunch of stuff about her dad and her. You know. She was really good in it. You know, she quit Disney World. I give it 8 1/2.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

I give it at 6 1/2, that's how bad it was! Oh God! I thought it was ridiculous. It didn't do nothing for me.

SHUTTER ISLAND

It was kind of weird. It was really weird. I wouldn't even go see it. I would rent it if you want to see it. It was kind of scary. It was about an asylum. I mean to tell you it was weird! You didn't know who was who and what was going on. It was just a nutty movie. It needed to be in an asylum! I'm serious!