Tuesday, December 12, 2006

THE NATIVITY STORY


This one is about Joseph and Mary. It tells the story of how they met; they married. The angel came down and told her she was going to have a baby. She didn't know how to tell Joseph. Joseph was mad because she was pregnant and he knew he didn't have anything to do with it. The angel came down and told Joseph it was okay. It was a religious movie, but it was real good. I think everyone should see it. The three wisemen were funny.

BLOOD DIAMOND


It was a good movie. It was long. It was about people in Sierra Leone who had to suffer. Those people in Africa had it hard. Leonardo Caprio was great. Jennifer Connoly was the woman. Djimon Hounsou was the black man. He found the big diamond and buried it. Everyone was after it. This was a good movie. I give it a 9 1/2.

CASINO ROYALE


I give it at 10! There was a lot of beautiful scenery. There was a lot of suspense. Daniel Craig was magnificent. He's not good looking.

DEJA VU

This wasn't one of the best movies I've ever seen. Denzel Washington was good. It was suspenseful. It was a science fiction thing.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

MARIE ANTOINETTE



I really liked this movie. I saw it out at the Mall. It was a good story. She was married to the king. I like historical movies. I was by myself, but I wanted to tell everyone that I was there. I was there! We were right down there where they watch the sun come up. What a thrill! I was there!

FLICKA


This was a great movie. Tim McGraw is really good lookin'. God is he cute! The movie is good too. It's about a horse. They live in Montana or someplace. He's got the cutest butt you ever wanted to lay eyes on.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

THE ILLUSIONIST


This was a very good movie. It kept you in suspense. I would give it a nine. Is this Ed Norton from the Honeymooners' grandson? Go see it.

BLACK DAHLIA


I wasn't too enthused by this one. You had to really keep on top of this to know what was going on. I wouldn't go see it again.

TALLADEGA NIGHTS


I don't care for the guy in it. It was stupid. You have to really like racing. Did I tell you about RV? Now THAT was a funny movie.

WORLD TRADE CENTER


This movie was very sad. These guys were underneath the trade center when the towers go down. The young man had a baby on the way. There was another young man pinned. He shot himself. It was a very stressful movie. They had families they thought they'd never see again. The good thing was the boy who saved them never gave up. It made you cry. I wouldn't go see it again. And I wouldn't take children to go see it.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

THE NIGHT LISTENER


I give this a C minus. It wasn't that great. They used the F word in it a lot. It was also not a great story. It has Robert Williams in it. Did you see him in RV? You've got to go see it.

MIAMI VICE


I give this a B minus. It was good. A lot of fast cars and fast boats. I missed Don Johnson, but these guys were okay.

MATERIAL GIRLS


I saw this movie about two sisters. I don't remember the name of it. It's got two young girls in it. They're rich and their father goes broke. It was okay.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

SUPERMAN RETURNS


He is the cutest thing I've ever seen! I mean, he is a cute guy! I LOVED the movie. Sheila liked it too. I give it a 10. It was great.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST


That Johnny Depp is so funny! I laughed my rear end off! He walks like a damn girl. This has more action than the first one. I loved it. Some of the kids didn't like it, but I thought it was a great. I give it a 10.

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA


Glenn Close plays a great role in this! She plays a boss outta hell. If she threw her coat on my desk like she did on that poor girl's desk, I'd have shoved it up her ass. She plays a great role. I give it a 9.

Monday, June 26, 2006

CARS


Oh golly was that a good movie! The kids loved it, the grown-ups loved it. If you don't like it, there's something wrong with you.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

OVER THE HEDGE


I laughed so hard in this one. I really hee-hawed. Even the grown-ups enjoyed it. If you have kids, you've got to go.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III



I really don't care for Tom Cruise. But this movie was good. It was just getting interesting, when the damn lights went out and we didn't get to see the end. I still give it a "B". It had a lot of great action

THE LAKE HOUSE



Now I really like Sandra Bullock, but that was the stupidest damn movie I ever saw. It didn't make sense. And I like the guy too! They were supposed to be two years apart. It never made sense. Maybe you could go and see it and explain it to me.